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Chancellor Palpatine
21 June 2006 @ 08:49 pm
Palpatine Sidious has just finished a conversation with the Trade Federation, where he enjoyed turning Viceroy Gunray's skin a sickly pink colour. Once he stashed his Sithly cloak and redid his face, Palpatine can be found twiddling his thumbs at his desk. He's looking at his latest round of popularity ratings and is pleased that so much of the Republic holds him in such high regard. The Separatist systems are another matter, but they don't count.
Chancellor Palpatine
10 June 2006 @ 11:08 am
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Chancellor Palpatine
30 May 2006 @ 03:31 pm
Once HK-47 arrives, Palpatine sets him about such menial tasks as rearranging furniture and fetching tea. Then he sends a message to darkside_anakin

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Chancellor Palpatine
25 May 2006 @ 04:26 pm
Palpatine can be found twiddling his thumbs in his office, which might contain traces of Dantius!DNA.
Chancellor Palpatine
16 May 2006 @ 09:51 am
Nothing quite compares to a night of Twi'lek ballet. *chuckles* It's so important to remember civilisation in a time of war. It gives me hope and purpose. I daresay it inspires me!

*twiddles his thumbs for awhile*

*informs the IC Lord Tyranus and General Grievous of their next assignments*

*calls up Viceroy Gunray to watch him squirm*


*orders tea*

*reads through intelligence reports*
Chancellor Palpatine
08 May 2006 @ 02:42 pm
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Palpatine changed his mind about refurnishing his office, choosing to leave behind any traces of Dantius, should angsty_knight show up before he's decided to send young Skywalker some select bits of security holo footage.

Said holo is in the process of being selectively edited to depict Danty's begging to be fucked, Danty climaxing under Palpatine's whip, and Danty's enthusiastic fellating. Multiple copies were made in the event Dantius starts thinking with his upper head. For now, he does not distribute the footage.

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Chancellor Palpatine
04 April 2006 @ 10:54 am
*With a lull between Senate committee meetings, Palpatine decides it's time to go check up on Danty*

What sort of ridiculous sentiments would he like to read? Maybe flowers. I bet he'd just eat that up. *sends an assistant out to get flowers* And some terrible poetry. *rubs hands together* Perfect! *chuckles*

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Chancellor Palpatine
21 March 2006 @ 01:59 pm
Against my better judgement, I attended my double's party. I believe it was in the honor of a guy who talked to snakes, but I can't say I'd ever heard of the holiday before. Nevertheless, I do enjoy learning about new cultures.

It was nice to see Senator Amidala outside of the Senate Arena. It reminds me of the days I spent as her Senator, when Naboo, and the galaxy, was at peace. I do hope I'll see peace in my lifetime. I cannot bear the thought of dying while the galaxy is at war.

And young Skywalker, always a pleasure to see him. It's my fondest wish that the Council will recongise his power and grant the boy more leeway to serve the Republic.

As for my double, his tastes leave much to be desired. I had thought he could do no worse than his fondness for very dilute fermented grain, but apparently one can add green dye to the mix as well. The drink seems so... plebian.
Chancellor Palpatine
16 March 2006 @ 10:38 am
My meeting with the Commerce Guild was uneventful. I wish to reassure the Republic that a diplomatic solution to the war is being pursued. However, the demands of the Separatists are currently unreasonable. I will not make concessions to terrorists, especially when they continue to spread their plague across the galaxy. We must remain strong in the face of adversity. We must continue this war, as long as it may take, in order to preserve democracy, and to preserve the Republic.

In times of war, sacrifices must be made. Those who give their lives in the service of the Republic will be immortalized in history as the liberators of the galaxy. Let us all have a moment of silence for the great Jedi Master Kenobi, recently fallen. A great blow has been dealt to the Republic, but we shall not surrender. We will continue to fight for peace, for democracy, our fallen brethren, and the Galactic Republic.
Chancellor Palpatine
04 March 2006 @ 05:48 pm
*has returned from his tour of the core worlds*

Communication to Dantius, Daddy P, or whatever other moronic name he has adoptedCollapse )
Chancellor Palpatine
30 January 2006 @ 11:12 am
An Alpheridiesian Senator gave me this piece of artCollapse )

He tells me that it will adapt to depict both myself and the others in the room. I like it best when it's picking up only on myself. There's something beautiful in the symmetry and the organization that comes in the middle of the chaos. If that is how they view me, then I am flattered.

Master Yoda, I do not expect my daily briefings to come to an end simply because there's an abundance of clones on Coruscant. The Senate cannot conduct this war on old information, as I'm sure you are aware. Although I value the clone intelligence, I appreciate the input from the Jedi as well.
Chancellor Palpatine
25 January 2006 @ 09:14 pm
*senses a disturbance in the Force*

*flips through personnel files, considers Mas' visage for a moment* Do I have anybody competent working for me? *views Sly's file* My accomplice has created more problems than she's solved. I will give her one chance to set things right and then she will meet the fate Sabé should have.

*summons Sly to bring him his tea*
Chancellor Palpatine
19 January 2006 @ 07:37 pm
I found this on the HoloNet today. *shakes head* Some people certainly have overactive imaginations.
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Chancellor Palpatine
11 January 2006 @ 11:41 am
*sends Ferus off on a menial task while he retreats to his private office*

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*calls for Sly to bring him tea*
Chancellor Palpatine
08 January 2006 @ 08:33 pm
*senses a disturbance in the Force.*

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*Sits back and waits for his double to finish his activity*
Chancellor Palpatine
08 January 2006 @ 08:05 am
Palpatine can be found reading the latest clone intelligence reports in his antechambers should any Sith, Jedi, Senators, or other character choose to stop by.

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Chancellor Palpatine
04 January 2006 @ 04:13 pm
Another year started and still we are at war. *sighs* I only have so many years left in my life. I had hoped to see a resolution to these clone wars before my death. *massages temples, stares at the statue Dooku gave him*

Young Olin has been an adequate bodyguard thus far. I don't know why the Jedi are so insistent on shunning politics. Everybody has interests, even them. *chuckles* The Order isn't funded by hugs. *considers cackling but knows that's beneath his dignity*

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Chancellor Palpatine
01 January 2006 @ 08:33 am
Amusing little HoloNet quizCollapse )

If I'm Kenobi, does that mean I'll be working with young Skywalker? Together we could bring peace to the Republic. What a noble role for us to play!


What does it mean by owned Anakin? I thought he was free. Certainly Skywalker won't be defeated by Kenobi. *chuckles* You can't trust anything on the HoloNet.